i just saw a guy in the parking lot of the local supermarket wearing very tight, very short pink shorts and a fur coat. i'd really love to hear his life story.
he reminded me of 2 other characters i see all the time, one is this very tall drag queen that frequents a shopping center near my grandmas house. he/she is always wearing a coat, doesn't matter if it's 95 or 55 degrees out.... his wig is always crooked and always dirty and he walks really fast while talking to himself. i never get too near her/him. i don't know what scares me most, that his lipstick is the brightest shade of pink i've ever seen or that he/she always seems to be walking across the parking lot screaming with an empty shopping cart in tow.
the other is this guy near my moms house...... he rides his bike up and down the main street my mom lives on...from one highway loop to the other... about a 7 mile stretch in total. you'll never miss him, if you're on that street, he's on it too... he just rides up and down all day long collecting junk. i guess he sells the stuff he picks up but i think it's cute that he also picks up trash. you know napkins, old cigarette packs, soda cups stupid people throw out of their windows.... it's the cleanest stretch of road in san antonio. he also found a naked, partially dead woman on the side of the road once and was interviewed on tv.... the girlish voice took me aback but you could tell he is sorta slow. made me wanna hug him. i now wave at him every time i see him. he makes me happy.
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